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Stranger: It means

Stranger: that

Stranger: moriarty

Stranger: is

Stranger: alive

You: It used to be my ringtone - JM

Stranger: and so is sherlock

Stranger: yes

Stranger: Yes, I do recall that playing by the pool. -SH

Stranger: Can’t you ever turn that thing onto vibrate? -SH

You: It’s so orrrdiinary now though, so normal - JM

Stranger: You’re normal, too, Jim. Have you considered that? -SH

Stranger: You hate me. That’s normal. -SH

Stranger: You aren’t as smart as me. That’s normal. -SH

Stranger: You’re frequently bored. That’s normal. -SH

Stranger: You reek of mediocrity. -SH

Stranger: Might as well give up now. -SH

You: Oh my dear little Sherlock, I don’t hate you, oh no—you don’t know me as well as you’d like to believe - JM

Stranger: <frowns> -SH

Stranger: Care to elaborate? -SH

Stranger: Distracted, dearest? -SH

You: I was quite pleased to find out that you survived your little tumble, though it did disappoint me that you took the fall to save the ordinary people in your life - JM

You: Though, that day was just the tip of the iceberg - JM

Stranger: Boredom manifests itself in many ways. Ah, yes. I was quite disappointed when you didn’t follow through with your initial threat to burn me. -SH

Stranger: We both know I would never choose cremation, which made your statement quite… mysterious. -SH

You: Oh I cannot wait for my plan to fall into place, did you want me to say hi to John for you? - JM

Stranger: …John? -SH

Stranger: What have you done? -SH

You: Oh Sherlock, you didn’t think I would leave him alone after knowing you had survived. Where’s the fun in that? I would let him talk to you, but….he’s a bit…tied up at the moment, so you’ll have to forgive him. - JM

Stranger: What do you want, Moriarty? -SH

Stranger: /John, are you alright? Please answer this straightaway if you get this. -SH/

You: I want to see you squirm - JM

Stranger: Where. Is. He. -SH

Stranger: /John. - SH/

Stranger: /Calling: John Watson/

You: sending messages to the hostage I see? *tsk tsk * i told you, he’s…tied up. -JM

Stranger: Why should I believe you? -SH

Stranger: You could be lying, keeping a low profile and trying to trick me into dancing for you. -SH

You: I do love to see you dance - JM

Stranger: /JOHN. -SH/

Stranger: /Calling: John Watson/

Stranger: \Mycroft, I told you to keep him SAFE. Where IS he? -SH\

You: but how else would I see the messages and phone calls desperately trying to get him to answer? I have his phone sitting right here

You: -J

You: M

You: / I told you he’s tied up, care to leave a message for your pet? - JM /

Stranger: |Lestrade, I understand this is a shock, but stop panicking immediately and tell me this instant the last time you saw John. -SH|

Stranger: I prefer to send my messages in person, actually. Less room for… inconvenient filtering. -SH

Stranger: You’re the storyteller, after all. Why don’t you tell me what you think I would say right now? -SH

Stranger: What does the storyteller deem appropriate for his tale? -SH

Stranger: \Mycroft, answer the phone. -SH\

Stranger: |LESTRADE. -SH|

You: / Sherlock, he was safe, he…he came to me to find out the truth, I had no choice, he went looking for you afterwards…why what’s happened? - MH /

Stranger: \Calling: Mycroft Holmes\

You: / Hello? MH /

Stranger: \Do you realize what you’ve done? SH\

Stranger: \Of course you don’t. You never were able to see outside your own bubble of concern. Moriarty HAS him, you nonentity. SH\

Stranger: \The whole purpose of playing dead was to stop this from happening. SH\

Stranger: \Do something. Do something quickly. SH\

You: /Alright, I’ll see what I can do. MH /

Stranger: |[Lestrade, are you here? -SH]|

Stranger: /Better hurry. I think Lestrade’s in danger as well. -SH/

You: [ You…what? - GL ]

Stranger: Cat got your tongue, Jim? Or have you finally encountered a bout of writer’s block? -SH

You: [ How’s it possible? - GL ]

Stranger: [shut up and listen to what I say. Moriarty has John. -SH]

You: / I’m on my way - MH : hangs up /

Stranger: [I’m keeping him talking, but his pauses are growing longer, which is never a good sign. -SH]

You: Oh, I’m just having a little fun, just having a fun little playdate with my good friend John - JM

Stranger: Don’t. Touch. Him. -SH

You: [ Shit. Alright, Um, what do you want me to do ? - GL ]

Stranger: [contact the homeless network. he would never risk being recognized in a public place. cross street of hanover and websters, there’s a bridge with a woman there. she’ll ask you for change. give her a fifty with a note wrapped inside. -SH]

You: And why should I take orders from you Sherlock? - JM

You: [ Okay, I’m on it…I won’t tell anyone else you’re alive, I think they’d lock me up for insanity anyway - GL ]

Stranger: [The note must read as follows: Regards from Sherlock. The crown has taken the laptop. Please locate and apply, 221B Baker St. Then you must go to my address and wait there. It should be three to four hours maximum. Contact me immediately should any problems arise, and the second you get news.-SH]

Stranger: Because I… I have Sebastian. -SH

Stranger: And as I said previously, Jim, I am not an angel. I never will be. -SH

You: Oh do you now? : raises eyebrows a bit : Why should I believe you? You’re just scrambling to find something to distract me with…I’ll bet you have your group of filthy beggars looking for my hideaway by now, you just need to buy some time. - JM

Stranger: Please. Rely on others. Relying on others is too messy. I thought you would have known that. -SH

Stranger: [Anything? -SH]

You: / Sherlock, I’m still conducting some searches, but I’ve realized my mistake, I’ll help you find him. And I’ll let you know when I discover any more details on the matter - MH /

Stranger: / Please, Mycroft. Just… please. /

Stranger: /Please. -SH/

You: [ Anderson detained me for a little bit, he said I looked ill, wanted to make sure everything was alright with me…of course the one time he decides to be friendly towards me again…anyway, on my way now GL ]

Stranger: But this is a break from the pattern! This is no fun for you, is it. No direct confrontation. That’s what you truly live for, isn’t it? The face to face conflict. Seeing their eyes. -SH

You: Oh honey, I only rely on me myself and I for all of my needs and enjoyment - JM

Stranger: [ As I have stated many times previously, Anderson desperately needs to be either fired, or shot. -SH ]

Stranger: I find that quite difficult to believe. -SH

Stranger: Why else would you engage in such a pointless and maniacle exercise as this? No. You get bored. Rather easily, too. -SH

Stranger: You need me. As long as you have a reason to be bored, you will always need me. -SH

Stranger: So why the sudden change? -SH

You: Oh, I don’t know, Sherlock, I find the thought of , no the urge of pushing you over the edge is overwhelming, and like I said, watching you squirm, it just brings a smile to my face, though, it doesn’t seem to be making John too happy…better hurry Sherlock. - JM

Stranger: Better give me an incentive, Jim. -SH

Stranger: / HURRY. -SH /

Stranger: [ANY DEVELOPMENTS? -SH]

You: [I gave the note to the woman, no news right away…hopefully soon. What news on your end? - GL ]

Stranger: [FWD: Messages: From: +125285345534/ To: G. Lestrade/ SEND]

Stranger: [Read for yourself. -SH]

You: Well I found some nice toys for us to play with until you get here, a riding crop that you seem to be fond of, and a few of my own added to the mix. You have half an hour to track me down until I relocate with John. Tick tock tick tock. - JM

Stranger: /Tell me you have news. Tell me. -SH/

You: I forgot to ask you, how’s Mrs. Hudson doing these days? - JM

Stranger: …Fine. -SH

You: Are you sure? JM

Stranger: /DAMNIT MYCROFT, YOU GOT US INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU WILL GET US OUT. -SH/

You: / I’m doing the best I can Sherlock, please, control your temper. I’ve found about fifteen places they could be/

Stranger: [Lestrade, anything? Please tell me you aren’t still reading through the texts, you’re going to have to be a lot faster than that. -SH]

Stranger: Mrs. Hudson has been under the care of the police. She was being supervised by… by… of course. Donovan’s been in on it the whole time, hasn’t she? -SH

Stranger: Clever. Clever, clever you, constantly hiding the guilty parties under the shadow of stupidity. She’s been playing with me from the start. -SH

You: [ I still can’t believe both of you survived…sorry, uhm, they said they’d need more time, he’s been really thorough this time…is there anything you need me to do in the meantime? GL ]

You: Yes Sherlock, who can you still trust in this world other than the man I have tied to the chair in front of me? I would suggest you go check on your dear Mrs. Hudson, before it’s too late, she is older, easier to break. JM

Stranger: [ Keep all of this off the record. The station cannot know about this. Donovan is a spy, and god knows how many others are, too. -SH]

You: [What?! a SPY? A Spy for wh—for—NO…no no no she can’t be…alright. I’ll be sure to keep that out of anyone’s hands until this is solved GL ]

Stranger: /RECIEVED: FWD: HASTINGS ALLEY BEHIND THE MALL LOT. -MH/

Stranger: Either way, I suppose action is unavoidable. I warned you. Remember that. You were warned. -SH

Stranger: [Mycroft found him. Forwarding location now, make haste. -SH]

Stranger: I warned you. -SH

You: [ on my way! GL ]

Stranger: [SETTINGS: POWER: OFF]

Stranger: —-

Stranger: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: <3

You: <3

Stranger: tumblr?

You: yes

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Stranger: you?

You: http://cherryblossomgirl23.tumblr.com/

Stranger: yes following

Stranger: that was fantastic

You: it was indeed, the best one ever

You: thank you! haha

Stranger: you too!

Stranger: you have an epic moriarty

Stranger: okay i look forward to seeing you on tumblr :D

You: yes same to you! hope we get to do this again =)

Stranger: :) i have an rp so

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You: I had never done it really before today on here

Stranger: fairly new so check it out? :D

You: maybe I should make one too

You: haha

Stranger: :D okay

Stranger: bye! <3

You: bye!

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